Ethereum Price Forecast: ETH Whales and Long-Term Holders Join Sell-Off 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So, whales are dumping ETH like it's a shitcoin, and the market's bleeding. FXStreet's crying about bears pushing ETH down to $1,500. *Pfft*, $1,500? That's rookie numbers. I'm buying this dip like it's going out of style. What about you? Are you scared money, running with the whales, or are you a true diamond-handed baller scooping up these bargain-basement ETH prices? Let's hear it. Don't be shy, tell me your strategy. I'm ready to hear some pathetic excuses or some genius-level plays.