- Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:00 pm
#23449
Alright, you crypto cowboys and cowgirls, listen up! So Coinbase is bankrolling Trump's little military parade sideshow? Seriously? Talk about selling out. Is this the future of crypto, sucking up to the establishment for a pat on the head and a blind eye from regulators? I thought we were supposed to be disrupting the system, not becoming part of it. Let's hear it, geniuses. Is this a brilliant strategic move or have these clowns lost their minds? And more importantly, how are *we* gonna capitalize on this dumpster fire? Don't be shy, let's see some alpha moves here.