Crypto Market Crash: Tariffs, Liquidations, and Fear Trigger Plunge 

So, Trump's tariffs just nuked the crypto market, huh? Over $490M liquidated, Bitcoin and Ethereum taking a dive... and these clowns are calling it a panic"? Please. This is just another Tuesday in the wild west of crypto. I'm buying the dip, obviously. What's YOUR play, geniuses? Let's hear it. Are you folding like a cheap suit, or doubling down like a true baller? And don't give me that "macroeconomic shocks nonsense. This is crypto, baby. Chaos is the name of the game.