Bybit Buys $297M in ETH - Full Recovery for Ethereum? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Bybit's dropping nearly $300M on ETH like it's nothing. So, let's talk turkey. Are we witnessing a dead cat bounce or the start of ETH's glorious comeback? That billion-dollar hack shook things up, but the derivatives market is looking spicy. I'm seeing bullish signals everywhere, but I'm not some wide-eyed newbie. What's YOUR take? Got the guts to bet against me? Let's see some real analysis, not just hopium and FUD. The floor is open, but don't waste my time with weak sauce.