ETH Market Bottom? Whales Accumulating, Inflows Surge, Volatility Stabilizes 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This AMBCrypto piece is chirping about ETH finding a bottom, whales gobbling it up, and a potential 228% moonshot. They’re pointing at on-chain metrics and market sentiment like it’s gospel. But me? I'm skeptical. Is this *really* a recovery, or just another dead cat bounce before the abyss? 228%? Sounds like hopium-fueled delusion. Let’s hear it, geniuses. Convince me this isn't just another bull trap. What's YOUR take? Got the diamond hands to back it up? Don't be shy, show me your charts and your reasoning.