Ethereum Whales Scoop Up $364M in ETH - But Why Isn't Price Rallying? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So these ETH whales are gobbling up $364 million worth of Ether like it's a bargain bin sale, but the price is still chilling in the kiddie pool. ConsenSys is even in on the action, staking a fat stack. So here's the million-dollar question (or should I say, the $364 million question): are these whales just front-running us plebs before the next moon mission, or are they getting stuck holding the bag? Spill the tea – what's YOUR take on this sideways action? Don't be shy; even your grandma has an opinion on crypto these days.