River CEO Warns: Crypto Exchanges Becoming Banks and Casinos 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This River CEO thinks Bitcoin-only exchanges are banks and multi-asset ones are casinos. *Pfft*. Like *that's* the groundbreaking revelation of the century. So, let's get real: is he just trying to pump his Bitcoin maximalist agenda, or is there a genuine point here? I mean, sure, throwing a bunch of shitcoins on an exchange and calling it a day *does* reek of a casino, but isn't diversification also kind of, you know, *important*? Let's hear your takes, plebs. Don't be shy. Let's see who's actually got some brains in this crypto jungle. And for bonus points, tell me: if *you* were running the show, what would the *perfect* exchange look like? Don't disappoint me.