Burger King Hints at Burger Koin: Serious Crypto Play or Just a Whopper of a Joke? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Burger King's flirting with crypto *again*? Burger Koin"? Seriously? This sounds more like a desperate attempt to stay relevant than a genuine blockchain integration. They're talking "buying the dip like they're seasoned Bitcoin whales. Please. So, let's hear it, geniuses. Is this a game-changing move or just another publicity stunt designed to pump their sagging stock price? Don't be shy, tell Daddy what you *really* think. And if you're still holding WhopperCoin, well... condolences.