ONDO Price Surges 15% Post-Token Unlock: Defying Expectations 

So, ONDO pumps 15% *after* a massive token unlock? 134% of circulating supply hits the market and the price goes *up*? You gotta be kidding me. This defies all the basic laws of supply and demand these DeFi degens keep preaching. Smells like a classic short squeeze to me, but something else is going on here. Anyone else feeling this irrational exuberance? Is this the new paradigm, or just another pump before the dump? Let's hear your takes, geniuses. Don't be shy. Convince me I'm wrong. I dare you.