Crypto Kidnapping Spurs Demand for Bodyguards Among Elites 

Alright, listen up, you degens. This Ledger kidnapping? Amateur hour. Sure, snipping fingers is hardcore, but it's also *loud*. Real pros know the game's changed. It's not about brute force anymore, it's about social engineering, zero-day exploits, and ghosting in the blockchain.

So, let's talk strategy. You've got your cold storage, your multi-sig wallets, maybe even a Faraday cage for your seed phrase. But are you *really* safe? Let's hear it, what's your ultimate security setup? And don't give me that opsec BS, I want the *juicy* details. What's your escape plan if things go south? Because let's be real, a few goons with guns are the least of your worries in this wild west.