FLOKI Primed for 37% Crash? Analyst Issues Warning on Shiba Inu Competitor + DOGE and ETH Price Analysis 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This Martinez character is calling for a FLOKI bloodbath, a DOGE moon mission, and an ETH climb up Mount Resistance. Frankly, his TA looks like he drew it with crayons. So, let's hear it, you brilliant minds (and you crayon-wielding apes too): Is this guy onto something, or is he just another keyboard warrior pumping and dumping hot air? 22% jump for ETH to flip bullish? Please. I'm already swimming in ETH profits. What REAL price targets are we looking at for the next month? Don't be shy, drop your predictions and let's see who's got the biggest...brain. Winner gets bragging rights...and maybe a pixelated pizza. Let's go!