SEC Declares Most Stablecoins Aren't Securities: What This Means for Crypto 

Alright, you degens, listen up! The SEC thinks it's clarifying things with this stablecoin song and dance, but I'm calling shenanigans. So they're saying *some* stablecoins aren't securities? Please. This sounds like regulatory tap-dancing to me. They're drawing lines in the sand that the tide will wash away tomorrow. Circle's popping champagne, but what about the rest of the stablecoin ecosystem? Are they next on the chopping block? Let's be real, this isn't about clarity, it's about control. So, spill the tea – what's *your* take on this SEC sidestep? Are they genuinely trying to create a framework, or are they just playing favorites while the rest of us scramble? Don't be shy, let's hear those hot takes.